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The Lobster is King

May 27, 2018July 14, 2018 David Stringer
Lobsters have a patriarchy
Therefore patriarchy is natural.
It’s science.
We should embrace the natural order
And force the honeybee to do the same.
Witches are real:
They live in swamps.
Be precise in your speech.

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