Back in April, I took a look at some of the stranger search terms to lead to my blog.
I’ve decided to do the same again…
jordan rhodes yorkshireman
I think everyone from Yorkshire introduces themselves in that way.
I get a few hits for ‘chinless’ because of a Walking Dead still I yoinked from somewhere, but I’m still surprised at the number of people who search for the word ‘chinless’.
lego evacuation of dunkirk
I don’t think we really did enough to get all the lego pieces out of occupied France. God rest their souls.
michael bay is awful
I’m pleased to see that this seems to be getting a few hits.
As I’ve said, this is a fairly common search term.
do you like my crits yes they’re natural
hulk share lyriks bruno mars iwanna be biilion
Hulk no more smash, Hulk reformed man. Hulk share lyrics to amusing songs!
There’s nothing strange about this term, given how much he wrote about robots (and invented a fairly ingenious Three Laws of Robotics). But it gave me the idea of Isaac Asimov living on in a robot body, which I think is pretty cool.
bruno mars wealth says he’s a billionaire
And if he’s not, he’s a dirty liar. Everyone should be held accountable for the things they say in songs. Bob Marley died without serving his life sentence, but there’s still time to lock up Tom Jones.
Is this intended as a feminist statement, marriage, is like prostitution, that kind of thing?
travie mccoy write his own music!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That depends what you mean by ‘write’. I’m fairly sure he’ll have transcribed his music at some point.
warwick davis seems nice
Glad I’m not the only one to think so. Despite some noticeably artificial and predictable plot twists, and a few characters who don’t act like any humans, a worrying number of people seem to have thought Life’s Too Short was a documentary.
Think about that.
Earlier in the year, I got hits for ‘smokink pauos lesbies kom’, which I noted sounded a bit like mis-spelt dirty words. Is this more of the same?
mel brooks on how i met your mother
I’ve got tags for both of these, and I’ve had a few hits for the pair combined – I really liked the episode of Mad About You he guest starred in, and his film work is genius.
I really want to see him guest star on HIMYM, and I’m sad that this doesn’t exist yet.
I used this as a joke in a review of Moneyball – glad to see I wasn’t accidentally being original.
lego man doing coke
The idea amused me, so I did an image search, but couldn’t find anything. Disturbingly, one of the suggestions was ‘lego man doing a poo’.
I didn’t click on that.
who does matthew briggs talk to on twitter
I talk to him occasionally. Apparently he’s either got a stalker, or an overprotective mother.
samuel johnson quote “no manbut a blockhead ever wrotebut formoney.”
Unlike me you’ve got the quote right. You may want to put a few spaces in though.
cleveland show zombie
Is that because it lurches on when by all logic it should have been dead long ago?
fc blog women in boyfriend google search
I’m trying to figure out if ‘women in boyfriend’ is meant to be dirty.
But it’s not necessary to type ‘google search’ into the google search bar.
events 2012 mk dons jehovah’s witnesses
Well, crowds at MK Dons FC are only growing gradually, so going door to door could be the next option.
rev adam smallbone fanfiction
Rev. is absolutely fantastic, probably the best downbeat ‘Office’ style realist comedy in the past few years. I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s inspired a bit of fanfiction.
citizen khan fanfiction
Oh, please God, no.
lifes too short to fall out meaning
Well…it means that life is relatively short, so it’s a waste to spend it mad at people you like.
Though if you didn’t find it self-explanatory, I’m not sure that my explanation will be all that helpful…
episode of how i met your mother where ross kisses rachel
There’s a few searches that seem to be riffs on ‘Friends and How I met your Mother are the same show’ but this is probably my favourite.
don’t tell me to be quiet
Wow – that might actually be someone specifically searching for my writing! I’m probably more flattered by that than I should be…
denofgeek.com the batman offside
If Batman does play football, I doubt he’d be caught offside. He probably has something on his utility belt to prevent it.
Is that slippers to be worn while watching a sitcom?
Or has someone tried to search for something they saw on TV, and tried to narrow it down by adding that they saw it on a sitcom?
4 person sack race
Is that a sack race between four people, or four people in the same sack trying to jump forward at the same time? If it’s the latter, it’s something I’d like to see.
messi was stalked by fabio capello
I quite like the mental image of Fabio Capello sneaking round the bushes after little Leo Messi. He’ll have to hope Messi doesn’t have a sudden burst of pace.
analyze friends epidsodes
I’ve analysed one in the past and intend to analyse more Friends epidsodes at some point soon.
the real billie bean
I’m not sure who this is, but she’s not my lover.
“used her beauty to”my pet” “beg me”
how much is graham westley money worth
I’m not quite sure on this, but his family had a pretty successful business, which he built up further in a break between being a footballer and a football manager. I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s worth a few million.
followup to afrika reich by guy saville?
There’s a few searches along this line – Guy Saville is writing a sequel, though I’ve tried to steer clear of specific details. If you want them, he seems to update his facebook page pretty regularly.
citizen khan funny
We’ll have to agree to disagree there.
snyder’s beat sheet does it work for tv
I can’t see why not, but I’ve not looked at any specific episodes yet. The difference would be that, with TV, you already know the characters and the basic set-up at the beginning, so there’s no need to go through all the steps.
what dose a real devil
The devil would use the wrong dose, either so it does nothing, or does too much. Satan’s a meanie like that.
difference between all is lost and dark knight of the soul beat sheet
In ‘All is lost’, the hero realises something really bad has happened, the ground has been whipped out from under them. In the latter section, the hero is moping, lost, unsure how to recover from what’s just happened.
Though I do love the idea of ‘dark knight’ of the soul.
anthemion storylines software review
I’ve not written a review for this, and I don’t know where there is one. But Anthemion Storylines (which I got as part of Writer’s Cafe) basically runs on the idea of arranging plot points in a story you’re writing, with each plot point on a post-it note. But with Storylines being a computer programme, you can put things away safely, rearrange the order of ideas to see what works better, safe in the knowledge you can easily change it back. I find it useful.
does edgar david play for tranmere rovers
No, but Eugene Dadi, a muscular and dreadlocked forward who looks fairly similar, did… a lot longer ago than I remembered, actually.
Edgar Davids plays, and manages, Barnet – the Football League’s bottom side.
is asimov’s story eyes do more than see in public domain
I wouldn’t have thought so – in Britain rights stay with the author’s estate until 70 years after death, and I’d assume there’s something similar in America.
episode of men behaving badly when the blender
When the blender does what? I need to know!
dan snyder beat sheet
It’s actually Blake Snyder’s beat sheet – Dan Snyder is the director.
My main point of reference to Dan Snyder is Mark Kermode’s impression of him, so that idea amused me a bit. Also, I realised when I was searching for the video that Dan Snyder is actually called Zack Snyder, and Dan Snyder owns the Washington Redskins. They’re a talented family, the Snyders.
ross and rachel take a break opinions
I’m entirely on Rachel’s side. And not just because she’s pretty.
i am gulliver who has landed in the strange india of lilliput write a diary entry expressing feelings
The original opening to Gulliver’s Travels was perhaps a little too literal.
Equals relegation, probably.
jonathan swift flows have little flows
This sounds almost like a zen riddle.
warick davis is a dick!
He always seems really decent in interviews, and has a similar reputation. Still, his character in Life’s Too Short is very punchable.
That’ll do for now, I think.
2 thoughts on “Strangest Search Terms 2: May – December”
I’m always intrigued as to whether these people found the answers there were looking for.
I’m the same.
It’d be nice to know what ‘pauos’ means.