Alternative Film Synopsis: The Wizard of Oz

East and West, two witches, have for years been locked in a feud with their sister Glinda.
Glinda’s new ally Dorothy kills East, and draws together a small army, marching towards West’s castle.
Can West, armed only with her magical powers and a gang of genetically engineered monkeys, halt Dorothy before it’s too late?

Just one of Dorothy's loyal minnions.
Just one of Dorothy’s evil minnions.