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Pictured (l-r): Sonequa Martin-Green as First Officer Michael Burnham; Anthony Rapp as Lieutenant Paul Stamets. Photo Cr: Michael Gibson/CBS  ÃÂ© 2017 CBS Interactive. All Rights Reserved.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/paul_stamets.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Paul_Stamets</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/2017-10-05-mythos-1-03.png</image:loc><image:title>2017-10-05 Mythos 1.03</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/anton_karidian-is-kodos.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Anton_Karidian is Kodos</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/search-for-spock-screencap.png</image:loc><image:title>Search for Spock screencap</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-10-06T11:37:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2017/10/04/iwsg-returning-to-my-vomit/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/2017-10-04-returning-to-my-vomit.png</image:loc><image:title>2017-10-04 Returning to my Vomit</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-10-08T18:11:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2017/10/01/mythos-in-star-trek-discovery-the-vulcan-hello-and-battle-at-the-binary-stars/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/2017-10-01-mythos-1-01.png</image:loc><image:title>2017-10-01 Mythos 1.01</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/lrell-and-dennas.jpg</image:loc><image:title>L'Rell and Dennas</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/star-trek-dis-s1e01-the-vulcan-hello-screencap.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Star Trek DIS S1E01 The Vulcan Hello screencap</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/sarek-in-tos-and-dis.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sarek in TOS and DIS</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/tpol-and-trip-collide-youtube.png</image:loc><image:title>TPol and Trip collide - youtube</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/star-trek-tng-s3e26-the-best-of-both-worlds.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Star Trek TNG S3E26 The Best of Both Worlds</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/star-trek-tos-s3e10-day-of-the-dove-screencap.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Star Trek TOS S3E10 Day of the Dove Screencap</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/star-trek-tos-s2e01-amok-time-screencap.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Star Trek TOS S2E01 Amok Time screencap</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-10-08T16:19:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2017/09/28/semiotics-of-the-vulcan-hello/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/patrick-stewart-by-urbantog-wiki-2009-09-22.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Patrick Stewart by Urbantog Wiki 2009-09-22</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/gort_the_day_the_earth_stood_still-by-20th-century-fox-wikimedia-commons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gort_(The_Day_the_Earth_Stood_Still) by 20th Century Fox Wikimedia Commons</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/2017-09-28-semiotics-of-the-vulcan-hello.png</image:loc><image:title>2017-09-28 Semiotics of the Vulcan Hello</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/mosaic-in-synagogue-of-enschede-by-kleuske-2012-08-01.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mosaic in Synagogue of Enschede by Kleuske 2012-08-01</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-09-28T22:09:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2017/09/26/initial-reaction-to-star-trek-discovery/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/compilation-of-klingons-yoinked-from-trekbbs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Compilation of Klingons Yoinked from TrekBBS</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/2017-09-26-initial-spoiler-free-reactions-to-star-trek_-discovery.png</image:loc><image:title>2017-09-26 Initial (spoiler-free) reactions to Star Trek_ Discovery</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-09-27T16:20:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2017/09/18/sean-spicer-at-the-emmys-the-use-and-misuse-of-political-humour/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/2017-09-18-sean-spicer.png</image:loc><image:title>2017-09-18 Sean Spicer</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-09-18T12:46:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2017/08/22/feminist-values-in-the-life-and-fiction-of-joss-whedon/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/eliza_dushku_2009-by-glenn-francis-pacificprodigital-com-2009-09-24.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Eliza_Dushku_2009 by Glenn Francis, PacificProDigital.com 2009-09-24</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/buffy_the_vampire_slayer_cast2-by-patrick-lee-2003-04-18-flickr.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Buffy_The_Vampire_Slayer_cast2 by Patrick Lee 2003-04-18 flickr</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/2017-08-22-joss-whedon.png</image:loc><image:title>2017-08 22 Joss Whedon</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-09-08T22:48:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2017/08/18/themes-of-abuse-and-solidarity-in-netflix-jessica-jones-season-one/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/2017-08-17-jessica-jones.png</image:loc><image:title>2017-08-17 Jessica Jones</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/jones-and-cage-by-romer-jed-medina-flickr-2015-10-10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jones and Cage by romer jed medina flickr 2015-10-10</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/peabodys_-marvels_jessica_jones-_night_27139382503-by-jana-lynn-french.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Peabody's_-Marvel's_Jessica_Jones-_Night_(27139382503) by Jana Lynn French</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-03-05T21:19:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2017/08/16/the-importance-of-theme-in-fiction/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/2017-08-16-the-importance-of-theme-in-fiction-v2.png</image:loc><image:title>2017-08-16 The Importance of Theme in Fiction v2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/2017-08-16-the-importance-of-theme-in-fiction.png</image:loc><image:title>2017-08-16 The Importance of Theme in Fiction</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-08-18T19:47:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2017/08/10/be-more-joey/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/2017-08-10-be-more-joey.png</image:loc><image:title>2017-08-10 Be More Joey</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-08-11T17:11:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2017/08/02/iwsg-lazy-reference-humour/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/2017-08-02-iwsg-pet-peeves.png</image:loc><image:title>2017-08-02 IWSG Pet Peeves</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/ready-player-one-by-andreas-dantz-2013-06-09.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ready Player One by Andreas Dantz 2013-06-09</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/ready-player-one-extract.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ready Player One extract</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-08-04T18:48:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2017/07/20/symbolism/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/symmetric_religious_symbols-by-salix-alba-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.png</image:loc><image:title>Symmetric_religious_symbols by Salix Alba Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-07-20T16:59:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2017/07/17/sex-gender-and-the-thirteenth-doctor/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/sex-gender-and-the-thirteenth-doctor-v3.png</image:loc><image:title>Sex, Gender and the Thirteenth Doctor v3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/jodie_whittaker-by-ibsan73-2014-12-08.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jodie_Whittaker by Ibsan73 2014-12-08</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/anemone_purple_anemonefish-by-nick-hobgood-2005-05-28.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Anemone_purple_anemonefish by Nick Hobgood 2005-05-28</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/louis-xiv-of-france-by-hyacinthe-rigaud.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Louis XIV of France by Hyacinthe Rigaud</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-07-17T11:54:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2017/07/05/iwsg-the-first-draft/</loc><lastmod>2017-07-09T15:51:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2017/03/28/sturgeon-v-may-whos-sexier/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/sturgeon-v-may-4of4-2017-03-28-yoinked-from-dm-for-criticism-by-reuters.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sturgeon v May 4of4 2017-03-28 yoinked from DM for criticism By Reuters</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/sturgeon-v-may-1of4-2017-03-28-yoinked-from-dm-for-criticism-by-reuters.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sturgeon v May 1of4 2017-03-28 yoinked from DM for criticism By Reuters</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-07-20T17:00:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2012/04/06/samantha-bricks-downsides-to-looking-this-pretty-article-the-unseen-first-draft/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/blushing-bride-can-you-believe-i-married-him-the-latter-by-gilles-bouquillon-yoinked-from-the-daily-mail-website.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Blushing Bride &amp; Can you believe I married HIM - the latter by Gilles Bouquillon                Yoinked from the Daily Mail website</image:title><image:caption>Blushing bride: Samantha laments that not one of her girlfriends has ever asked her to be a bridesmaid - how about you? Come on... Please?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/leaning-walking-both-by-gilles-bouquillon-yoinked-from-the-daily-mail-website.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Leaning &amp; Walking - both by Gilles Bouquillon               Yoinked from the Daily Mail website</image:title><image:caption>Forced out: While Samantha has used her gender to her advantage by flirting at work, she says that her gender being held against her is, like, totally unfair</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/pretending-to-work-no-different-to-a-normal-day-then-lol-by-grant-triplow-yoinked-from-the-daily-mail-website.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pretending to work - no different to a normal day then lol by Grant Triplow              Yoinked from the Daily Mail website</image:title><image:caption>Hard work: It's not easy to write articles this good while making sure to smile for a passing camera</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/can-you-believe-i-married-him-by-gilles-bouquillon-yoinked-from-the-daily-mail-website.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Can you believe I married HIM by Gilles Bouquillon             Yoinked from the Daily Mail website</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/blushing-bride-yoinked-from-the-daily-mail-website.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Blushing Bride            Yoinked from the Daily Mail Website</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/looking-french-by-gilles-bouquillon-yoinked-from-the-daily-mail-website.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Looking French by Gilles Bouquillon               Yoinked from the Daily Mail website</image:title><image:caption>Taken: Samantha with her French husband Pascal Rubinat. Ten years her senior, he takes great pride in hearing other men declare that she's a beautiful woman</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/lounging-in-purple-yoinked-from-the-daily-mail-website.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lounging in purple          Yoinked from the Daily Mail website</image:title><image:caption>Purple: But not every woman can have Samantha's natural sense of style and relaxed demeanour</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-03-28T19:09:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2017/03/16/samuel-l-jackson-and-the-politics-of-self-representation/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/jordan_peele_peabody_2014_cropped-by-peabody-awards.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jordan_Peele_Peabody_2014_(cropped) by Peabody Awards</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/samuel-l-jackson-at-the-san-diego-comiccon-2008-by-pinguino-k-2008-07-25.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Samuel L. Jackson at the San Diego ComicCon 2008 by Pinguino K 2008-07-25</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-03-15T22:00:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2017/03/01/iwsg-keeping-up-forward-momentum/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/durian_-_sintel-wallpaper-dragon-by-david-revoy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>durian_-_sintel-wallpaper-dragon-by-david-revoy</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-03-16T20:55:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2017/02/24/why-is-there-not-more-football-fiction/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/albert_camus2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>albert_camus2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/steve_bruce_pre-season_germany_2004-by-struway.jpg</image:loc><image:title>steve_bruce_pre-season_germany_2004-by-struway</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-02-24T10:24:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2017/02/19/relaunching-the-blog/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/a-fresh-page-by-kalyan-chakravarthy-on-flickr-feb19-2010.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SONY DSC</image:title><image:caption>SONY DSC</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-02-19T20:03:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2016/11/10/the-storytelling-of-donald-trump/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/donald_trump_by_gage_skidmore_2011-02-10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>donald_trump_by_gage_skidmore_2011-02-10</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-02-18T22:44:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2016/11/19/whats-in-a-name/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/baby_face-by-avsar-aras-2014-12-30.jpg</image:loc><image:title>baby_face-by-avsar-aras-2014-12-30</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/matthewfoxtiffsept2012-by-gdc-graphics-2012-09.jpg</image:loc><image:title>matthewfoxtiffsept2012-by-gdc-graphics-2012-09</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/destination_star_trek_london_mg_1490-by-x-prize-2012-10-22.jpg</image:loc><image:title>destination_star_trek_london_mg_1490-by-x-prize-2012-10-22</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-11-19T15:08:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2016/04/20/ive-gotten-through-the-cracks/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/13043775_10153366150137330_2011741185033644678_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>13043775_10153366150137330_2011741185033644678_n</image:title><image:caption>Through the Cracks anthology</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/img_20160418_141953413_hdr1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_20160418_141953413_HDR[1]</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-04-20T15:47:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2016/02/03/iwsg-a-writers-insecurities/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/insecure-writers-support-group-badge-2016.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Insecure Writers Support Group Badge 2016</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-02-23T23:41:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2015/06/05/iwsg-back-to-blogging/</loc><lastmod>2015-09-13T21:29:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2014/07/19/the-leaky-wiki-developing-world-objects-to-the-label-developing-world-finds-it-patronising/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/un_general_assembly_hall-by-patrick-gruban-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>UN_General_Assembly_hall by Patrick Gruban       Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-27T22:11:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2012/01/23/the-developing-world-throws-a-hissy-fit-and-i-find-someone-foolish-enough-to-publish-my-writing/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/basil_rathbone_sherlock_holmes-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Basil_Rathbone_Sherlock_Holmes        taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-18T19:38:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2014/07/14/the-leaky-wiki-rick-perry-speaks-out-against-women-friendship-in-the-military/</loc><lastmod>2014-07-11T21:20:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2012/01/02/the-leaky-wiki/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/rick-perry-shooting.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rick Perry shooting</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/bill-oreilly-the-voice-of-reason.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bill O'Reilly The Voice of Reason</image:title><image:caption>Bill O'Reilly: The Voice of Reason</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/obama-mccain-boxing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>obama-mccain-boxing</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/sepp-blatter-election-slip1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Switzerland_Soccer_FIFA_PZUR121.jpg</image:title><image:caption>A close run election</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/sepp-blatter-election-slip.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Switzerland_Soccer_FIFA_PZUR121.jpg</image:title><image:caption>It was a closely run election, but Blatter just edged out the rivals.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-11T20:53:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2014/07/12/the-leaky-wiki-keith-olbermanns-wife-forces-him-to-help-out-around-the-house-named-as-worst-person-in-the-world/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/keith-olbermann-3-by-adam-fagen-taken-from-flickr.png</image:loc><image:title>Keith Olbermann 3 by Adam Fagen            Taken from Flickr</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-11T20:38:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2012/03/22/this-is-what-happens-when-things-get-into-the-public-domain/</loc><lastmod>2014-07-11T19:58:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2012/03/15/what-would-you-do-with-a-dead-maggie-thatcher/</loc><lastmod>2014-07-11T19:58:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2012/02/13/hey-i-forgot-i-had-this-blog/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/director-stephen-spielberg-speaking-at-the-pentagon-on-august-11-1999-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Director Stephen Spielberg speaking at the Pentagon on August 11, 1999.             Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title><image:caption>He just carries that poster around with him everywhere he goes. I'd probably do the same</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/fabio-capello-by-billpolo-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fabio Capello by billpolo                               Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title><image:caption>Fabio Capello, applauding the quality of my writing.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/matt-tubbs-courtesy-of-jonesy702.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Matt Tubbs            Courtesy of Jonesy702</image:title><image:caption>I'm so happy to have signed for Bournemouth. Yayyyyyyy.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-11T19:57:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2014/07/08/the-leaky-wiki-leading-tea-party-member-sceptical-over-the-existence-of-america/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/boston_tea_party-by-wd-cooper-uploaded-by-cornischong-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Boston_Tea_Party by WD Cooper Uploaded by Cornischong              Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-11T19:55:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2014/07/05/the-leaky-wiki-2022-qatar-world-cup-not-chosen-as-a-result-of-bribery/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/2014_fifa_announcement_joseph_blatter_6-by-marcello-casal-jr-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2014_FIFA_Announcement_(Joseph_Blatter)_6 by Marcello Casal Jr.                Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-11T19:54:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2014/07/10/strangest-search-terms-3-the-last-18-months/</loc><lastmod>2014-07-15T11:23:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2012/01/20/book-03-sherlock-holmes-the-valley-of-fear/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/221b-by-oversaturated.jpg</image:loc><image:title>221B by OverSaturated</image:title><image:caption>I think I just accused Conan Doyle, and possibly all Victorian writers, of writing like pretentious teens</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/bonecrusher_and_optimus_prime_do_battle_in_transformers_the_movie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>B</image:title><image:caption>Yep, it's the novelisation of Transformers 2</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-06T18:54:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2012/05/06/strangest-search-terms-november-to-april/</loc><lastmod>2014-07-06T18:53:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2011/12/01/journalism-on-the-leakywiki/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/journalist.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Journalism lesson number one - place your laptop at a jaunty angle, not solidly on the desk. The possibility of it falling and breaking will keep you on edge, and keep the thoughts flowing</image:title><image:caption>Me at work</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-03T23:28:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2014/07/02/iwsg-can-satire-go-too-far/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/edgar_allen_poe_1898-published-by-dodd-mead-and-co-ny-1898-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Edgar_Allen_Poe_1898     published by Dodd, Mead and Co, NY, 1898            Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title><image:caption>Poe's Law, incidentally, is an NBC historical detective drama, coming this Fall.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-09T12:48:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2014/07/01/a-modest-proposal-for-dealing-with-the-muslim-problem-and-relieving-tensions-between-the-varied-races-of-the-earth/</loc><lastmod>2014-07-09T21:43:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2014/06/30/im-back/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/leonid_pasternak_001-throes-of-creation-by-leonid-pasternak-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Leonid_Pasternak_001 (Throes of Creation by Leonid Pasternak)                        Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title><image:caption>All writers are frustrated by their own incompetence.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-01T07:57:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2014/03/05/ive-finished-writing-a-short-story-now-what/</loc><lastmod>2014-07-11T22:08:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2014/03/02/condition/</loc><lastmod>2014-03-05T16:08:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2014/02/17/bryan-singer-on-superman-returns/</loc><lastmod>2014-03-02T11:50:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2014/02/13/finding-the-time/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/morning_sun_rays_5077976668-by-harald-hoyer-from-schwerin-germany-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Morning_Sun_Rays_(5077976668) by Harald Hoyer from Schwerin, Germany                   Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title><image:caption>Everything looks better in the morning. Especially if you live in Middle Earth.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-13T21:46:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2014/01/08/iwsg-writers-contract-for-2014-2/</loc><lastmod>2014-02-11T18:19:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2014/01/04/the-importance-of-reflection/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/stephen_king_comicon-by-pinguino-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Stephen_King,_Comicon by Pinguino                Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title><image:caption>Stephen King, photographed at an angle that allows the viewer to see his nostril hairs.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-11T18:14:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2014/02/11/making-a-film/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/logo_de_super-b-by-ohmarion-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Logo_de_Super-B by Ohmarion                              Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title><image:caption>Our superheroes aren't QUITE as transparently ripped off from famous ones as this.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-11T18:13:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2014/02/04/how-can-you-miss-me-if-i-dont-go-away/</loc><lastmod>2014-02-11T18:12:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2014/01/03/looking-statistically-at-cardiffs-summer-signings/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/cardiff_city_fans-by-jon-candy-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cardiff_City_fans by Jon Candy              Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title><image:caption>Cardiff fans at the 2012 League Cup final, wearing their traditional colours of not red.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-04T09:30:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2014/01/01/iwsg-writers-contract-for-2014/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/dew_on_leaf-by-formulax-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dew_on_leaf by Formulax         Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-10T17:33:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2013/12/29/squawka-four-bits-of-squawking/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/sherwood_forest_park_entrance-by-marekich-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sherwood_Forest_park,_entrance by Marekich                    Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title><image:caption>I haven't done any research, but I assume Tim was named after the forest. It can't be a coincedence.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-29T16:26:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2012/09/11/blake-snyders-beat-sheet-planet-of-the-apes-1968/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/lightmatter_chimpanzee2-by-aaron-logan-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lightmatter_chimpanzee2  by Aaron Logan             Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title><image:caption>He looks so innocent... for now.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/cat_on_the_tree_6-by-broc-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cat_on_the_tree_6  by Broc             Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title><image:caption>In short, until you get a cat down from a tree, you're not allowed to be a writer.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/cornelius__dr-_zaius__emp-sfm-by-patrick-swint-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cornelius_&amp;_Dr._Zaius_@_EMP-SFM  by Patrick Swint                  Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title><image:caption>Doctor Zaius, Doctor Zaius, Doctor Zaius, Doctor Zaius, oooh, Doctor Zaius. And Cornelius.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-29T23:48:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2012/03/01/lifes-too-short-revisited-with-spoilers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/stephenmerchantnov09-by-carolyn-djanogly-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>StephenMerchantNov09 by Carolyn Djanogly                  Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title><image:caption>When he realises how disappointed I am in him, I'm sure it'll cut right to the bone</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/rickygervaisbafta07-by-caroline-bonarde-ucci-taken-from-wikimedia-commons2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>RickyGervaisBAFTA07 by Caroline Bonarde Ucci                             Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/rick_gervias-by-tornado123-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rick_gervias by Tornado123                  Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title><image:caption>    Put that quote on the advertising!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/rickygervaisbafta07-by-caroline-bonarde-ucci-taken-from-wikimedia-commons1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>RickyGervaisBAFTA07 by Caroline Bonarde Ucci                             Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title><image:caption>Put that quote on the advertising!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/rickygervaisbafta07-by-caroline-bonarde-ucci-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>RickyGervaisBAFTA07 by Caroline Bonarde Ucci                             Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-29T23:47:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2013/11/21/a-link-to-a-lower-league-week-and-an-irrelevant-photograph-of-a-guinea-pig/</loc><lastmod>2013-11-21T16:15:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2013/11/20/england-vs-germany-a-philosophical-divide/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/mesut_c3b6zil_germany_national_football_team_01-by-steindy-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mesut_Özil,_Germany_national_football_team_(01) by Steindy            Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title><image:caption>If the German football model is so good, why do their players look so weird?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-02T12:29:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2013/11/20/last-weeks-week-brought-to-you-this-week/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/mascotte_milan_4_wikicommons-by-franciaio-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mascotte_milan_4_wikicommons by Franciaio        Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title><image:caption>Imagine this guy with his head bowed trying to be dignified, and tell me that wouldn't be funny/creepy.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-02T12:28:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2013/10/02/iwsg-pushing-uphill/</loc><lastmod>2013-11-17T17:37:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2013/11/17/some-words-fell-out-of-my-brain/</loc><lastmod>2013-11-20T23:37:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2013/11/18/what-ive-been-up-to/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/manilapaper-by-nathanbeach-com-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ManilaPaper by NathanBeach.com                  Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title><image:caption>Extrapolating from that, this is the complete manuscript for my planned novel.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-17T14:56:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2013/11/08/dodgy-keepers-dodgy-keepers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/shoelessjoejackson-originally-uploaded-by-user-hephaestos-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ShoelessJoeJackson Originally uploaded by user Hephaestos                  Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title><image:caption>I've no idea where the phrase 'Say it ain't so, Joe' originates, but a search leads me to this handsome gentleman.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-08T18:55:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2013/11/08/turns-out-im-not-dead/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/the-insect-hotel-by-david-stringer-taken-from-amazon-ca.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Insect Hotel by David Stringer                 Taken from amazon.ca</image:title><image:caption>When I feel sad, I like to look at this cover and pretend Bill Oddie wrote a foreword to my book.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-08T18:31:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2013/08/24/the-strange-world-of-adrian-durham-better-than-wenger/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/match_night_at_arsenals_new_stadium_-_geograph-org-uk_-_287969-by-geo-sharples-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Match_night_at_Arsenal's_new_stadium_-_geograph.org.uk_-_287969 by Geo Sharples                   Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title><image:caption>A few of the many people who have a better sense of basic logic than Adrian Durham.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-24T19:35:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2013/09/03/tuesday-tropes-1-the-fourth-wall-greeting/</loc><lastmod>2014-03-13T21:59:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2013/09/21/whats-the-mata-with-mourinhos-management/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/wojciech_szczesny__juan_mata-by-ronnie-macdonald-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Wojciech_Szczesny_&amp;_Juan_Mata by Ronnie MacDonald                    Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title><image:caption>Juan Mata casuakky making a mere mortal look stupid, as he often does. The meanie.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/mourinho_vs_tito_vilanova-by-anpalacios-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mourinho_vs_Tito_Vilanova by Anpalacios                           Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title><image:caption>The lifelike nature of this picture is startling.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-10T16:08:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2013/10/06/di-canios-fascist-philosophy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/paolo_di_canio_upton_park_11_september_2010-by-hilton-teper-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Paolo_Di_Canio_Upton_Park_11_September_2010 by Hilton Teper            Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title><image:caption>Paolo di Canio, a fan of waving.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/kyoto_block_of_ice-by-blue-lotus-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kyoto_block_of_ice by Blue Lotus             Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title><image:caption>Ice cubes - mankind's deadliest foe.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-10T13:56:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2013/10/10/a-noble-endeavour/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/mark_noble-by-wonker-wonker-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mark_Noble by Wonker Wonker               Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title><image:caption>Mark Noble, preparing to launch a cross into a penalty area populated mainly by sentient socks. Possibly.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-10T13:55:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2013/08/21/mistakes-made-at-coventry-michael-knighton-as-bad-a-poet-as-he-was-a-manager/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/bobby_moore_1941-1993-by-thompson-paul-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bobby_Moore_(1941-1993) by Thompson Paul          Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title><image:caption>It takes a lot to be a legend at a club you never played for.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-01T17:41:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2013/09/18/look-a-lower-league-week/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/hagibor_fotbalovc3a1_branka_a_sportovnc3ad_hala-by-c5a1jc5af-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hagibor,_fotbalová_branka_a_sportovní_hala by ŠJů                   Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title><image:caption>Goals! Everyone loves goals!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-18T21:07:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2013/09/14/this-fortnight-in-football/</loc><lastmod>2013-09-13T14:43:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2013/09/13/more-like-lambert-for-england/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/rickie_lambert_strikes-by-jj-hall-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rickie_Lambert_strikes by JJ Hall                Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title><image:caption>A former beetroot factory worker.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-10T12:48:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2013/09/10/tuesday-tropes-2-epic-hail/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/internet_defense_league_logo_-_city_bat_signal-by-internet-defense-league-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.png</image:loc><image:title>Internet_Defense_League_logo_-_city_bat_signal by Internet Defense League                 Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title><image:caption>Not QUITE the Bat Signal, but pretty close.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-13T21:51:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2013/09/05/iwsg-scheduled-writing/</loc><lastmod>2013-09-09T14:17:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2013/08/29/goals-galore-for-coventry-and-peterborough/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/london_road_-_moys_end_-_geograph-2398135-by-richard-humphrey-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>London_Road_-_Moys_end_-_geograph-2398135 by Richard Humphrey                Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title><image:caption>Peterborough are binging on goals - any chance one or two could be spared for Hartlepool?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-29T13:19:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2013/08/18/premier-league-predictions/</loc><lastmod>2013-08-18T19:30:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2013/08/15/wolves-v-blades-and-a-tale-of-two-coventries-coventrii/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/interior_decorators_in_bangalore_chennai-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Interior_decorators_in_Bangalore_Chennai               Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title><image:caption>We have a saying here in England - home is where the dangerously amateurish and visually repulsive DIY is.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-15T13:53:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2013/07/14/squawka-benteke-on-the-move/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/christian_benteke_vs_usa_1-by-erik-drost-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Christian_Benteke_vs_USA_1 by Erik Drost                              Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title><image:caption>Christian Benteke, running away from Aston Villa</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-13T10:37:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2013/08/12/two-games-in-a-perfect-time-to-announce-some-predictions/</loc><lastmod>2013-08-18T22:06:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2013/08/11/neill-before-blomkamp-thats-how-the-naming-convention-works/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/international_space_station-by-nasa-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>International_Space_Station by NASA                Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title><image:caption>Waging a war against a space station is a challenge, as I know from personal experience.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-12T00:22:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2013/08/10/later-than-wished-last-weeks-lower-league-week/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/otbjf9850-by-ramon-fvelasquez-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OTBjf9850 by Ramon FVelasquez                      Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title><image:caption>This was on the first page of searches for 'betting' and I'm too lazy to look further.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-10T20:22:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2013/08/03/the-sun-still-shines-in-the-lower-leagues/</loc><lastmod>2013-08-02T22:31:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2013/08/02/hartlepool-uniteds-summer/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/jules_rimet_replica-by-oldelpaso-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jules_Rimet_replica by Oldelpaso         Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title><image:caption>I expect Hartlepool to win the World Cup, and win the league with a kajillion points.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-12T00:32:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2013/07/28/incoherent-nonsense-some-words-what-i-done/</loc><lastmod>2013-07-28T15:21:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2013/07/11/chill-ermo-del-terror/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/guillermo_del_toro_4840406830-by-maybemaybemaybe-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Guillermo_del_Toro_(4840406830) by maybeMaybeMaybe           Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title><image:caption>He's also very cuddly.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-12T00:31:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2013/07/03/iwsg-spinning-plates/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/cake-cartoon-by-chzz-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cake-cartoon by Chzz                Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title><image:caption>I've been told dozens of times that the phrase 'and then the cake came to life and invaded the pitch' has no place in a football match report.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-11T22:06:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2013/07/02/squawka-adam-le-fondre-super-sub/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/le_fondre_adam_cropped-by-jonesy702-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Le_Fondre,_Adam_(cropped) by Jonesy702                   Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title><image:caption>Adam Le Fondre, earlier in his career. Between matches, of course.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-02T11:50:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2013/06/30/holistic-manchester-city/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/city_of_manchester_stadium_-_geograph-org-uk_-_1639286-by-bill-boaden-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>City_of_Manchester_Stadium_-_geograph.org.uk_-_1639286 by Bill Boaden              Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title><image:caption>They must be a bunch of hippies in this place</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-30T15:39:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2013/06/27/almodovar/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/800px-pedro_almodc3b3var_guadalajara_5-by-festival-internacional-de-cine-en-guadalajara-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>800px-Pedro_Almodóvar_(Guadalajara)_5 by Festival Internacional de Cine en Guadalajara                      Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title><image:caption>A black and white photo of a director with a notably colourful visual palette. Pretty sure there's some irony in there.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-27T08:49:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2013/06/21/the-premier-league-is-up-in-the-air/</loc><lastmod>2013-06-22T09:37:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2013/06/20/studying-for-monsters-university/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/800px-_italy_-_pixar_exhibition_at_the_pac_in_milan_25-by-pava-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>800px--_ITALY_-_Pixar_exhibition_at_the_PAC_in_Milan_25 by Pava                Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title><image:caption>Of all the 'what would cartoon characters if they were real' memes, this has to be the least terrifying.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-20T12:36:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2013/06/13/is-it-a-bird-is-it-a-plane/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/c_reeve_in_marriage_of_figaro_opening_night_1985b-by-jbfrankel-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>C_Reeve_in_Marriage_of_Figaro_Opening_night_1985b by JBFrankel                      Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title><image:caption>Christopher Reeve pictured, if I've understood the Wikimedia description correctly, shortly before his marriage to Figaro.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-13T14:48:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2013/06/09/squawka-lukas-podolski-nanis-12-13-seasons/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/lukas_podolski_-_nani_20120609-by-d0b8d0bbd18cd18f-d185d0bed185d0bbd0bed0b2-ilya-khokhlov-ilja-chochc582ow-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lukas_Podolski_-_Nani_20120609 by Илья Хохлов-Ilya Khokhlov-Ilja Chochłow          Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title><image:caption>The Two Subjects, Coming Together</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-09T21:59:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2013/06/02/last-week-of-the-season/</loc><lastmod>2013-06-02T13:20:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2013/06/02/whats-the-twist/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/m-_night_shyamalan_2008_-_still_40580-by-www-bollywoodhungama-com-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>M._Night_Shyamalan_2008_-_still_40580 by www.bollywoodhungama.com                      Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title><image:caption>Why did you make it happen? Why oh why?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-02T12:47:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2013/05/28/the-truth-about-loyalty/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/roberto_martinez-by-hindleyite-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Roberto_martinez by Hindleyite              Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title><image:caption>Roberto Martinez - The Smiling Spaniard</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-28T14:58:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2013/05/21/star-trek-into-dumbness/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/star_trek_wrath_of_khan_uniforms-by-marcin-wichary-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Star_Trek_Wrath_of_Khan_uniforms by Marcin Wichary            Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title><image:caption>We don't have any original ideas. Would you like to see us copy someone else's? Without the emotional impact, of course - that's just dull.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/236084main_milkyway-full-annotated-by-nasa-jpl-caltech-r-hurt-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>236084main_MilkyWay-full-annotated by NASA &amp; JPL-Caltech &amp; R. Hurt          Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title><image:caption>Our galaxy.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/peter_weller-by-seanpanderson-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Peter_Weller by Seanpanderson            Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title><image:caption>Robocop, wearing slightly hippyish shades</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/benedict_cumberbatch_filming_sherlock_cropped2-by-bellpahon-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Benedict_Cumberbatch_filming_Sherlock_cropped2 by Bellpahon      Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title><image:caption>Benedict Cumberbatch again, for the tumblr crowd. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/j-j-_abrams_by_gage_skidmore-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>J.J._Abrams_by_Gage_Skidmore               Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title><image:caption>JJ Abrams, by Gage Skidmore</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-26T12:56:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2013/05/24/harrys-no-houdini/</loc><lastmod>2013-05-24T10:36:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2013/05/23/a-series-of-hangovers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/dunfermline_city_chambers_-_geograph-org-uk_-_462294-by-paul-mcilroy-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dunfermline_City_Chambers_-_geograph.org.uk_-_462294 by Paul McIlroy          Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title><image:caption>Do you ever have one of those hangovers where your head feels like it's turned to stone?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-23T20:52:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2013/05/17/star-trekkin-across-the-universe/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/williamshatner_sticcon_2005-05-22-by-salvatore-capalbi-from-italy-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>WilliamShatner_STICCON_2005-05-22 by Salvatore Capalbi from Italy            Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title><image:caption>"I want to make a deep, serious film about the quest for God and the nature of free will, but with slapstick comedy!"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-21T01:15:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2013/05/20/a-little-late-lower-league-week/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/gary_johnson_footballer_-_yeovil_town_manager-by-ytfc23-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gary_Johnson_(footballer)_-_Yeovil_Town_manager by Ytfc23          Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title><image:caption>Yeovil manager Gary Johnson, immediately after having his flag yoinked from his fist. Possibly.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-21T00:33:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2013/05/21/squawka-west-brom-5-manchester-united-5/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/alex_ferguson_2011-by-andrea-sartorati-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Alex_Ferguson_2011 by Andrea Sartorati           Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title><image:caption>Too many more games like that would probably have given him a heart attack.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-21T00:33:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2013/05/17/squawka-vincent-kompanys-season/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/vincent_kompany_holds_up_the_premier_league_trophy_2012-by-stuart-grout-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Vincent_Kompany_holds_up_the_Premier_League_trophy_2012 by Stuart Grout                    Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title><image:caption>Only pretentious people and things wear crowns.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-17T12:18:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2013/05/14/footballers-abroad-like-living-in-a-foreign-country/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/david_beckham_nov_11_2007_direction-by-calebrw-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>David_Beckham_Nov_11_2007_Direction by Calebrw              Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title><image:caption>David Beckham, pictured moments after a teammate told him his shirt was edible.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-14T15:52:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2013/05/12/more-late-drama-than-sky-atlantics-through-the-night-programming/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/supafletcher-by-adiebrown-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SupaFletcher by AdieBrown                      Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title><image:caption>Steve Fletcher: Retiree</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-12T22:18:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2013/05/04/they-dont-exactly-avenge-anyone-do-they/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/robert_downey_jr-_2012-by-paul-bird-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Robert_Downey,_Jr._2012 by Paul Bird            Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title><image:caption>Robert Downey Jr, pictured between smirks.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-03T14:23:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2013/05/03/last-weeks-last-day-drama/</loc><lastmod>2013-05-03T14:20:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2013/05/01/the-mess-inside-a-writers-mind/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/cat_bus_in_real_life-by-ryan-hyde-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cat_Bus_in_real_life by Ryan Hyde            Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title><image:caption>For instance, this thing exists in real life. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-02T12:35:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2013/04/30/squawka-from-the-football-league-to-the-premiership/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/550px-football_league_awards-svg-by-angelus-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.png</image:loc><image:title>550px-Football_League_Awards.svg by Angelus                   Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-30T21:23:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2013/04/30/bias-in-wales/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/wales_from_iss-by-nasachris-hadfield-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Wales_from_ISS by NASAChris Hadfield                  Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title><image:caption>This is what Wales looks like from space... if you squint really hard.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-30T21:13:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2013/04/26/a-dramatic-day-to-come-in-leagues-one-and-two/</loc><lastmod>2013-04-26T08:48:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2013/04/25/wahlberg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/438px-markwahlbergshpr-by-caroline-bonarde-ucci-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>438px-Markwahlbergshpr by Caroline Bonarde Ucci                      Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title><image:caption>Either it's raining, or he's got dandruff on his jacket.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-26T07:57:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2013/04/25/pools-are-going-down-ive-written-for-we-are-going-up/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/outside_victoria_park_-_geograph-org-uk_-_410101-by-amby-fogerty-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Outside_Victoria_Park_-_geograph.org.uk_-_410101 by amby fogerty                      Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title><image:caption>On the plus side, I still think the ground looks awesome.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-25T14:08:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2013/04/23/squawka-young-player-of-the-year/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/hazard_taking_on_howson-by-ben-sutherland-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hazard_taking_on_Howson by Ben Sutherland                      Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title><image:caption>Eden Hazard taking on Norwich defenders, while storing nuts in his cheeks.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-23T10:28:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2013/04/20/earlier-the-week/</loc><lastmod>2013-04-20T21:42:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2013/04/14/watching-the-films-of-brian-helgeland/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/russellcroweoct05-by-caroline-bonarde-ucci-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>RussellCroweOct05 by Caroline Bonarde Ucci                Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title><image:caption>LA Confidential starred Russell Crowe as a good man with a fierce temper - a character type he'd go on to repeat in Gladiator, American Gangster, and real life.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-15T08:23:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2013/04/14/patience-and-loyalty/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/martin_oneill_aston_villa_vs_fh-by-dagur-brynjc3b3lfsson-taken-from-the-wikimedia.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Martin_O'Neill_Aston_Villa_vs_FH by Dagur Brynjólfsson                       Taken from the Wikimedia</image:title><image:caption>Martin O'Neill looking slightly sad. He probably cheered himself up by attending a murder trial or two.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-15T07:57:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2013/04/22/im-creating-my-own-universe/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/hulk-by-vladimir-maiorov-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hulk by Vladimir Maiorov              Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title><image:caption>Hulk angry! Hulk smash!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/dragoncon_2012_-_marvel_and_avengers_photoshoot_8082151625-by-kyle-nishioka-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DragonCon_2012_-_Marvel_and_Avengers_photoshoot_(8082151625) by Kyle Nishioka                Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title><image:caption>Either this Spider-Man's a woman, or the spider-bite had a very strange side-effect.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-14T18:25:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2013/04/11/one-week-plus-one-week-equals-one-fortnight/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/ricoh_arena_-_geograph-org-uk_-_901396-by-julieanne-savage-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ricoh_Arena_-_geograph.org.uk_-_901396 by Julieanne Savage             Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title><image:caption>This stadium was as packed during the summer as it will be during Coventry's matches.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-11T14:41:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2013/04/08/squawka-who-should-be-arsenals-next-keeper/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/arsenal_crest_1996-2001-svg-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.png</image:loc><image:title>Arsenal_Crest_1996-2001.svg              Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title><image:caption>I'd forgotten how much I liked their old badge.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-08T22:06:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2013/04/02/what-does-di-canio-believe/</loc><lastmod>2013-04-06T10:36:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2013/04/03/a-writing-lesson-learned-from-a-shark/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/hammerhead_shark-by-suneko-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hammerhead_shark by Suneko                          Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title><image:caption>Maybe they have to keep moving so nothing can take the mick out of how ridiculous it looks?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-06T09:23:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2013/04/06/a-story-ive-submitted/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/636px-halloween-vampire-boo-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Halloween-vampire-boo                    Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title><image:caption>Remember to watch out for witches and stuff.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-06T09:22:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2012/02/16/the-phantom-menace-in-three-dimensions-wow/</loc><lastmod>2013-04-06T09:19:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2012/02/03/suits-vs-eternal-law/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/actorjamesspader-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.png</image:loc><image:title>ActorJamesSpader         Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title><image:caption>Did I hear someone criticise Boston Legal?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/ck-12_spaceship-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.png</image:loc><image:title>CK-12_spaceship             Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title><image:caption>For instance, I'm writing a story about a spaceship powered by incoming copyright lawsuits</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/hunedoara-castle-stained-glass-window-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hunedoara castle - stained glass window         taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title><image:caption>I don't know if this guy's an angel, but I think he has a slug living in his nose</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-06T09:17:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2012/02/01/mitt-romney-is-a-total-mormon/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/newtgingrich-official-government-photo-of-u-s-congressman-newt-gingrich-from-the-biographical-directory-of-the-united-states-congress.jpg</image:loc><image:title>NewtGingrich             Official government photo of U.S. Congressman Newt Gingrich, from the Biographical Directory of the United States Congress.</image:title><image:caption>Gingrich wants to build a  colony on the Moon. Seriously. No wonder Romney looks dull by comparison</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-06T09:15:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2012/01/26/book-04-the-ghost/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/tony_blair_2004june28-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Digital: GWB: NATO work session</image:title><image:caption>Adam Lang. More or less</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/robert_harris01-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Robert_Harris01          Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title><image:caption>This Robert Harris doesn't have a very good sense of imagination</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-06T09:12:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2012/01/26/born-offside-lower-league-week/</loc><lastmod>2013-04-06T09:11:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2012/01/19/the-third-week-since-last-friday/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/born_offside_green1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>born_offside_green</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-06T09:09:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2012/01/13/two-weeks-in-a-day/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/local-newspaper-editor-by-eivindf.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Local Newspaper Editor by eivindf             www.flickr.com/photos/eivindf/462781092/sizes/m/in/photostream/</image:title><image:caption>You can just tell he's disappointed with me</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/bored-by-wajakemek-rashdanothman-taken-from-flickr.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bored - by wajakemek  rashdanothman        Taken from Flickr</image:title><image:caption>Try not to get too excited. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-06T09:09:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2012/01/13/last-saturdays-week/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/born_offside_green.jpg</image:loc><image:title>born_offside_green</image:title><image:caption>This is what cool looks like</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-06T09:08:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2012/01/06/home-fortune-favours-the-bold/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/800px-hartlepool_united_cyril_knowles_stand.jpg</image:loc><image:title>800px-Hartlepool_United_Cyril_Knowles_Stand</image:title><image:caption>Speaking as a Hartlepool fan, I'm glad to see the season go.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-06T09:07:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2013/04/05/squawka-englands-top-centre-halves/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/mohammed_abdellaoue_defended_by_leigton_baines_norway-england_cropped-by-john-christian-fjellestad-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mohammed_Abdellaoue_defended_by_Leigton_Baines_Norway-England_(cropped) by John Christian Fjellestad                           Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title><image:caption>Put your hand up if you think you should be selected for England, despite struggling to break into the Manchester City team.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-05T11:49:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2013/02/06/unfreezing-the-writers-muscle/</loc><lastmod>2013-04-05T09:43:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2013/03/31/ive-been-writing/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/bored_bored_bored_7949872568-by-dwight-sipler-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bored,_bored,_bored_(7949872568) by Dwight Sipler                Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title><image:caption>That doesn't bode well, but cats always look disinterested. Or occasionally psychopathic.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/aachen_tivoli_eckfahne-by-carolus-ludovicus-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Aachen,_Tivoli,_Eckfahne by Carolus Ludovicus              Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title><image:caption>I'm stood by the metaphorical corner flag, preparing to submit my words into the goalmouth.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-05T09:42:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2013/03/29/this-weeks-lower-league-week/</loc><lastmod>2013-03-29T11:26:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2013/03/26/is-there-an-e-in-noticeably-also-a-delayed-link-to-lower-league-fortnight/</loc><lastmod>2013-03-26T00:23:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2013/03/25/a-noticeably-delayed-link-to-a-lower-league-week/</loc><lastmod>2013-03-25T12:37:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2013/03/04/alternative-film-synopsis-the-wizard-of-oz/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/the_wizard_of_oz_ray_bolger_1939-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The_Wizard_of_Oz_Ray_Bolger_1939                     Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title><image:caption>Just one of Dorothy's loyal minnions.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-01T20:37:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2013/03/01/kick-and-a-punch-for-the-first-of-the-month-and-a-column-on-leagues-one-and-two/</loc><lastmod>2013-03-01T20:22:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2013/03/02/alternative-film-synopsis-casino-royale/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/usmc-110922-m-0381w-001-by-us-department-of-defence-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>USMC-110922-M-0381W-001 by US Department of Defence                            Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-28T21:20:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2013/02/27/new-links/</loc><lastmod>2013-02-27T18:42:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2013/02/23/alternative-film-synopsis-ghostbusters/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/ghostbusters_5763456335-by-gage-skidmore-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ghostbusters_(5763456335) by Gage Skidmore                 Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-23T15:50:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2013/02/22/todays-week/</loc><lastmod>2013-02-22T20:46:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2013/02/22/a-late-link-to-a-large-lower-league-week-i-love-literation/</loc><lastmod>2013-02-22T13:48:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2013/02/09/i-sort-of-remembered-to-leave-a-link-this-time/</loc><lastmod>2013-02-09T10:36:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2013/02/05/things-i-forgot-to-link-to/</loc><lastmod>2013-02-05T23:31:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2013/01/20/blake-snyders-beat-sheet-the-waterboy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/sunset_in_coquitlam-by-chad-teer-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sunset_in_Coquitlam by Chad Teer                   Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title><image:caption>There's a wedding lawnmower on there somewhere. You've just not spotted it yet.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-09-04T13:54:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2012/01/15/book-02-the-afrika-reich/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/dunkirk2-by-danielbos-taken-from-flickr.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dunkirk2   By ~Daniel~Bos~          taken from Flickr</image:title><image:caption>I hope these guys are from our timeline. Little legomen having their heads torn off in an alternate Dunkirk is possibly the most depressing idea ever</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/dunkirk-by-danielbos-taken-from-flickr.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dunkirk   By ~Daniel~Bos~          taken from Flickr</image:title><image:caption>This is all feeling quite dark and serious. Here, have some pictures of lego men evacuating Dunkirk</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-18T19:10:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2012/01/06/book-01-moneyball/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/michael_lewis_2009-from-wikimedia-commons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Michael_Lewis_2009 - from Wikimedia Commons</image:title><image:caption>Michael Lewis - a talented description making guy</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/moneyballsbn-from-wikimedia-commons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Moneyballsbn - from Wikimedia Commons</image:title><image:caption>Is he going to pitch with that autographed ball? John Moneyball's signature might rub off... </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/bill_james_2010-from-wikimedia-commons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bill_James_2010 - from Wikimedia Commons</image:title><image:caption>In fairness to the baseball insiders, he appears to have a fish monster in his drinking water. Would you trust the judgement of such a man?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/billy-beane1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Billy Beane</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/arizona-diamondbacks-9-los-angeles-dodgers-4-chase-field-phoenix-arizona-from-wikimedia-commons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Arizona Diamondbacks 9, Los Angeles Dodgers 4, Chase Field, Phoenix, Arizona - from Wikimedia Commons</image:title><image:caption>A baseball square</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/billy-beane.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Billy Beane</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-18T19:09:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2012/01/03/52-weeks-52-books/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/ebook.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ebook</image:title><image:caption>If only there were some way to combine the two...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-18T19:09:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2012/01/02/plans-for-2012/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/cat-staring-out-of-the-window.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cat staring out of the window</image:title><image:caption>I lied earlier - this is what I really look like</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/woman-staring-out-of-the-window.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Woman staring out of the window</image:title><image:caption>If I say this is me in real life, will my hit numbers increase?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-18T19:09:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2013/01/18/belated-review-pramface-series-one/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/pramface-yoinked-from-molinaire-co-uk.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pramface                       Yoinked from Molinaire.co.uk</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/pram-by-mac-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pram by Mac                  Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title><image:caption>It's a seriously awful, awful name.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-18T17:49:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2011/12/09/spoiler-alert/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/walking-dead-chinless-walker.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Walking Dead chinless walker</image:title><image:caption>To get ahead in Hollywood, you've got to be a looker</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/walking-dead-zombies.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Walking Dead zombies</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/daryl.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Walking Dead (Season 2)</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/tony-moores-tumblr.jpg</image:loc><image:title>A google images response to 'look exciting difficult to get meaning'. I'm hoping he's a zombie, for the sake of his health.</image:title><image:caption>He's going to be so embarassed when he looks down</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-18T10:23:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2011/11/30/review-the-cafe-episodes-1-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/richard-sarah-and-john.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Cafe</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/the-cafe-writers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Cafe - Writers</image:title><image:caption>Ralf Little and Michelle Terry</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-18T10:18:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2011/11/24/my-use-of-nanowrimo/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/humpday.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Humpday</image:title><image:caption>I cut straight to afterwards intead. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/star-wars-triumverate.jpg</image:loc><image:title>An actual line from the opening infodump in Phantom Menace. I may have changed the punctuation.</image:title><image:caption>The taxation of trade routes to outlaying star systems is in dispute!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-18T10:18:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2011/11/22/review-lifes-too-short-episodes-1-2/</loc><lastmod>2013-01-18T10:18:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2012/12/18/beyond-the-bechdel-test/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/alison_bechdel_at_politics_and_prose-by-mgrhode1-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Alison_Bechdel_at_Politics_and_Prose by mgrhode1                   Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title><image:caption>The head the idea first came out of</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-18T10:15:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2012/12/25/christmas-in-albert-square/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/christmas_tree_at_night-by-dean-beeler-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Christmas_tree_at_night by Dean Beeler                            Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title><image:caption>JusT anoTher ChrisTmas TradiTion</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-18T10:15:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2013/01/01/in-praise-of-spiderman-700/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/spiderman_and_child-by-us-defense-dept-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Spiderman_and_child by US Defense Dept.                             Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title><image:caption>An especially friendly neighbourhood Spiderman</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-18T10:15:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2011/11/16/episode-analysis-friends-the-one-where-ross-and-rachel-take-a-breakthe-one-the-morning-after-3-153-16/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/break-up.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Break-up</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/ross-and-chloe.png</image:loc><image:title>Ross and Chloe</image:title><image:caption>Dinosaur Guy's got game!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/homer-and-chandler.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Homer and Chandler</image:title><image:caption>This makes total sense to me</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-18T09:31:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2011/11/11/self-doubt-my-writers-contract/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/contract.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Man Signing Contract</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/doubt.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Doubt</image:title><image:caption>A snapshot of the inside of my head</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-18T09:30:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2011/11/08/about-the-name/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/toby-and-sam.png</image:loc><image:title>Toby and Sam</image:title><image:caption>This might be easier if we walk through the corridors while we talk</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/bonecrusher_and_optimus_prime_do_battle_in_transformers_the_movie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Wee! Wow! Explodey.</image:title><image:caption>It's a safe bet this theoretical film was directed by Michael Bay</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/blockheads-monkey.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Blockheads monkey</image:title><image:caption>Or an oddly feminine monkey</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-18T09:30:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2011/11/07/my-very-first-blog-post/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/star-nosed_mole.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Star-nosed_mole</image:title><image:caption>This is an actual, real animal. Isn't nature cool? (Or maybe terrifying.) </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/no-audience.jpg</image:loc><image:title>No Audience</image:title><image:caption>Anyone? Please?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/writer-with-booze.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Writer with booze</image:title><image:caption>I googled the words 'writer writing' and this was the fourth image. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-18T09:29:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2013/01/02/a-high-writing-workload-motivating-or-paralysing/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/the_u-s-_army_-_virginia_governor_tim_kaine_and_army_children-by-the-us-army-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The_U.S._Army_-_Virginia_Governor_Tim_Kaine_and_Army_children by The US Army                           Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title><image:caption>A politician surrounded by many childrens. Intellectual equals.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/music_homework_eaten_by_dog-by-andrew-watson-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Music_homework_eaten_by_dog by Andrew Watson                          Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title><image:caption>Sadly, potential employers won't accept this classic as an excuse for shoddy work.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-17T22:26:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2013/01/05/writers-contract-for-2013/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/bottom-right-focus-of-the-garden-of-earthly-delights-by-hieronymus-bosch-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bottom right focus of The Garden of Earthly Delights by Hieronymus Bosch                        Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title><image:caption>Practical tip - it's hard to sign a contract when you have no table to rest on, and also a pig is trying to seduce you.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-17T22:25:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2013/01/17/bornoffside-bits/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/becher_kakao_mit_sahnehc3a4ubchen-by-4028mdk09-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Becher_Kakao_mit_Sahnehäubchen by 4028mdk09                            Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title><image:caption>Not THAT kind of cup, silly!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-17T20:22:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2013/01/12/a-tournament-for-all-of-africa/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/800px-2008_africa_cup_of_nations_037-by-schubi-uetersen-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Africa_Cup_of_Nations_037 by Schubi-uetersen                  Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-12T20:11:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2013/01/10/a-toolbar-redesign-woo-and-yey/</loc><lastmod>2013-01-10T08:39:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2013/01/04/twas-the-season-to-be-jolly/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/christmas_day_football_wwi_1915-by-varges-ariel-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Christmas_day_football_WWI_1915 by Varges Ariel                Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title><image:caption>Football in the midst of World War One. Back in the days when players wore their international caps while representing their nation.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-04T17:49:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2012/12/31/silly-forest/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/river_trent_and_city_ground_-_geograph-org-uk_-_568723-by-stephen-mckay-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>RIVER TRENT &amp; CITY GROUND</image:title><image:caption>Are those Christmas trees by the City Ground? Let's assume they are. Merry Christmas Sean!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-31T12:56:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2012/06/09/dont-tell-me-to-be-quiet/</loc><lastmod>2012-12-20T18:38:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2012/09/29/shukhovs-glass-ceiling/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/gum_moscow_russia-by-josef-f-stuefer-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>GUM,_Moscow,_Russia by Josef F. Stuefer                  Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/moscow_gum_middle_line_view_from_2nd_floor-by-a-savin-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Moscow_GUM_Middle_Line_view_from_2nd_floor by A.Savin           Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-20T18:38:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2012/09/10/story-structure/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/michael_bay_060530-f-4692s-004_crop.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Michael_Bay_060530-F-4692S-004_crop</image:title><image:caption>Having said that, he does do a pretty good impression of a tidal wave.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/george_r_r_martin_2011_shankbone.jpg</image:loc><image:title>George_R_R_Martin_2011_Shankbone</image:title><image:caption>A writer of Ice and Fire. And a Gardener, surprisingly.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-18T14:44:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2012/12/16/strangest-search-terms-2-may-december/</loc><lastmod>2012-12-16T19:47:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2012/12/14/if-you-beat-arsenal-does-it-really-count-as-an-upset/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/the_sunwin_stand_-_bradford_city_valley_parade-by-betty-longbottom-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The_Sunwin_Stand_-_Bradford_City,_Valley_Parade by Betty Longbottom                             Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-14T13:54:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2012/12/07/catching-cup-fever/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/micky_adams-by-echetusxe-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Micky_Adams by EchetusXe                      Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title><image:caption>On the flip side, he does have very sexy legs.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-07T13:43:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2012/12/05/finishing-what-i-start/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/dumb_ass-by-tanim-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dumb_ass by Tanim                   Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title><image:caption>However, I take exception to this. My backside is pretty intelligent.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/insecurewriterssupportgroup.jpg</image:loc><image:title>InsecureWritersSupportGroup</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-11T17:46:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2012/11/30/benitez-boo-or-back/</loc><lastmod>2012-12-17T00:01:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2012/11/29/eddie-howes-a-talented-chap/</loc><lastmod>2012-11-29T18:53:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2012/11/23/the-neurosis-of-the-non-fiction-writer/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/debate_handshake_7276-by-breck-school-website-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Debate_handshake_7276 by Breck School Website                Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title><image:caption>Civilised debaters congratulate an opponent on a point well made</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-23T13:46:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2012/11/15/a-mixed-bag-of-a-lower-league-week/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/haribo_matador_mix_bag-by-knud-winckelmann-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Haribo_Matador_Mix_Bag by Knud Winckelmann            Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title><image:caption>One of the first responses to 'mixed bag' on Wikimedia Commons. Another was a painting of Jesus being breast-fed.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-15T20:48:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2012/11/14/the-dons-vs-wimbledon/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/womble_till_i_die_plough_lane_gates-by-cliftonian-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Womble_Till_I_Die!_Plough_Lane_gates by Cliftonian                               Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-05T10:11:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2012/11/09/writing-fiction-on-a-regular-basis/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/beethoven-by-joseph-karl-stieler.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Beethoven by Joseph Karl Stieler</image:title><image:caption>Writing - tis an act which brings great happiness and much joy</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-22T16:43:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2012/11/02/milk/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/dairy_crest_semi_skimmed_milk_bottle-by-unisouth-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dairy_Crest_Semi_Skimmed_Milk_Bottle by Unisouth                      Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-02T11:41:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2012/10/25/billionaire-owners-are-passe-knights-are-cool-now/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/maneken-by-apatzi-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Maneken by Apatzi                       Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title><image:caption>In his defence, these guys can be absolute thugs</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-25T11:32:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2012/10/19/michael-maidens-1987-2007-r-i-p/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/michael-maidens-hartlepool-united-rip-by-dirkvdw-taken-from-flickr.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MICHAEL MAIDENS HARTLEPOOL UNITED - RIP by Dirkvdw               Taken from Flickr</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-19T18:15:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2012/10/16/how-bloody-cool-is-edgar-davids/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/edgardavids_vermaelen_vdwiel-by-garuda-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.jpg</image:loc><image:title> edgardavids_vermaelen_vdwiel by Garuda               Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title><image:caption>I think I may have a man-crush on him.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-16T10:23:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2012/10/05/back-in-the-lower-leagues/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/sack_race-by-david-a-brandenburg-u-s-navy-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sack_race by David A. Brandenburg, U.S. Navy            Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title><image:caption>Get it?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-05T17:25:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2012/10/01/gullivers-travels-by-jonathan-swift/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/laputa_-_grandville-drawn-by-grandville-uploaded-by-chalupa-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Laputa_-_Grandville   Drawn by Grandville, uploaded by Chalupa             Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title><image:caption>If you were a reader in the 17th century, why WOULDN'T you believe this really happened?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/gullivers_travels-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gullivers_travels            Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title><image:caption>The original opening pages. Complete with 'f's where there should be an 's', the silly man.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/gulliver_and_the_liliputans_trade_card_for_j-__p-_coats_spool_cotton_late_19th_c-by-donaldson-brothers-five-points-n-y-taken-from-wikimedia-com.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gulliver_and_the_Liliputans,_trade_card_for_J._&amp;_P._Coats_spool_cotton,_late_19th_c    by Donaldson Brothers, Five Points, N.Y.                                   Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title><image:caption>Proof that corporations putting their grubby fingers on everything goes back to the 19th century, at least</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-01T15:58:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2012/09/20/a-link-to-the-column-with-no-name-like-clint-eastwood-before-he-went-crazy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/wales_football_association-by-sergio-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.png</image:loc><image:title>Wales_Football_Association by Sergio                Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-19T23:05:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2012/09/17/i-am-the-secret-footballer/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/cesc_fc3a0bregas_anderson-by-gordon-flood-taken-from-wikimedia-commons1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cesc_Fàbregas_Anderson  by Gordon Flood           Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title><image:caption>Two respectable English chaps play the gentleman's game, what what?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/cesc_fc3a0bregas_anderson-by-gordon-flood-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cesc_Fàbregas_Anderson  by Gordon Flood           Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/billy-beane.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Billy Beane</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-17T14:36:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2012/09/15/matches-against-portsmouth-and-brazil/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/fuld-modell-frankfurt-by-christos-vittoratos-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fuld-modell-frankfurt by Christos Vittoratos            Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title><image:caption>No matter how long they wait, the call just wouldn't come.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-15T13:38:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2012/09/12/the-truth-about-hillsborough/</loc><lastmod>2012-09-12T19:33:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2012/09/09/712/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/sciuridae_poas2-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sciuridae_Poas2            Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title><image:caption>I can't confirm if this was the squirrel, but from the way he's rubbing his hands together, he's clearly evil.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-09T12:57:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2012/09/03/citizen-khan-some-thoughts-on-the-bbcs-offensively-bland-new-sitcom/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/felix-dexter-image-yoinked-from-felix-dexters-twitter-page.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Felix Dexter                  Image yoinked from Felix Dexter's Twitter page</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/mr-khan-with-his-mercedes-yoinked-from-bbc-co-uk.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mr Khan with his Mercedes                   Yoinked from bbc.co.uk</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/kris-marshall-contrast-both-images-yoinked-from-bbc-co-uk.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kris Marshall - contrast               Both images yoinked from bbc.co.uk</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/khans-in-the-kitchen-yoinked-from-bbc-co-uk.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Khans in the Kitchen                  Yoinked from bbc.co.uk</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-03T14:20:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2012/08/31/another-week-in-the-lower-leagues/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/young_virginia_opossum-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Young_Virginia_Opossum             Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title><image:caption>It's not relevant in any way, but isn't this guy cute?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-31T11:47:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2012/08/23/the-football-league-returns/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/234px-twitter_logo_mini-svg-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.png</image:loc><image:title>234px-Twitter_Logo_Mini.svg              Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-23T17:33:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2012/08/20/gillingham-fc-0-mark-mccammon-1/</loc><lastmod>2012-08-20T19:22:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2012/08/18/the-football-season-stats-today/</loc><lastmod>2012-08-18T20:43:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2012/07/18/the-devil-rides-out-by-dennis-wheatley/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/page1-402px-devil_worship-djvu.jpg</image:loc><image:title>page1-402px-Devil_Worship.djvu</image:title><image:caption>Devil_Worship.                 Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/satanist_pentacle.png</image:loc><image:title>Satanist_pentacle</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-18T22:30:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2012/06/27/heart-of-darkness/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/405px-joseph_conrad-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.png</image:loc><image:title>405px-Joseph_Conrad                  Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-27T23:47:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2012/06/24/welcome-to-my-blog/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/800px-2012_inauguration_of_the_french_president-img_1631-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>800px-2012_inauguration_of_the_French_President-IMG_1631                 Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title><image:caption>Those swords definitely aren't compensating for anything.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-24T22:33:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2012/06/20/veronika-decides-to-die/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/447px-paulo_coelho-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>447px-PAULO_COELHO                Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title><image:caption>Paulo Coelho: You may remember him from such poses as 'stroking his beard' and 'resting his head against his left hand'.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-20T20:37:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2012/06/17/review-dead-boss-episodes-1-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/dead-boss-sharon-horgan-yoinked-from-bbc-co-uk.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dead Boss - Sharon Horgan                        yoinked from bbc.co.uk</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-17T16:24:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2012/06/14/the-opening-scene-of-friends/</loc><lastmod>2012-06-14T21:50:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2012/06/11/dramatic-endings-good-for-england/</loc><lastmod>2012-06-11T21:43:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2012/06/01/and-so-the-end-is-nigh/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/mummel-by-einer-flog-zu-weit-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mummel by Einer flog zu Weit             Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title><image:caption>I warned you this was coming.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-01T18:50:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2012/05/27/52-weeks-catch-up/</loc><lastmod>2012-05-27T12:58:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2012/05/25/the-later-lower-league-week/</loc><lastmod>2012-05-25T22:31:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2012/05/17/this-week-in-the-lower-leagues/</loc><lastmod>2012-05-17T17:58:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2012/05/16/been-a-bit-distracted/</loc><lastmod>2012-05-16T10:09:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2012/05/08/a-a-gill-is-a-a-gill-iant/</loc><lastmod>2012-05-08T07:41:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2012/05/01/things-what-i-have-wrote/</loc><lastmod>2012-05-03T22:00:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2012/05/02/hodgsons-the-choice/</loc><lastmod>2012-05-02T10:13:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2012/04/11/double-dose-of-football-this-easter/</loc><lastmod>2012-04-12T12:49:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2012/04/04/taking-over-the-internet/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/born_offside_green.jpg</image:loc><image:title>born_offside_green</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-05T20:55:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2012/04/03/overthinking-song-lyrics-i-wanna-be-a-billionaire/</loc><lastmod>2012-04-04T19:39:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2012/03/16/04-robot-dreams/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/isaac-asimov02-taken-from-wikimedia-commons1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Isaac.Asimov02             Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/isaac-asimov02-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Isaac.Asimov02             Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title><image:caption>He may be looking into the camera, but his hand is writing out his latest book.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/neanderthal_reconstitution_centre_courrier_annecy_2-by-christophe-cage-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Neanderthal_reconstitution_centre_courrier_annecy_2 by Christophe Cage                   Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title><image:caption>Despite access to a time machine, Bob the Neanderthal still wears traditional Neanderthal clothing. He's keeping it real.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/isaac_asimov_on_throne-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.png</image:loc><image:title>Isaac_Asimov_on_Throne               Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title><image:caption>We'd all be optimistic if we had a throne as badass as his.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-29T22:28:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2012/03/28/easter-funnies-2-at-stockton-arc/</loc><lastmod>2012-03-28T00:08:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2012/03/27/doesnt-it-feel-lovely-to-be-in-a-world-where-chesterfield-can-play-swindon-in-a-cup-final/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/born_offside_green.jpg</image:loc><image:title>born_offside_green</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-31T07:43:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2012/03/26/every-little-helps/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/tesco_sign-by-burrows-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tesco_sign by Burrows         Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-27T13:11:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2012/03/21/surprisingly-its-not-actually-under-a-hill/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/marketing-mix_en-by-grochim-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.png</image:loc><image:title>Marketing-Mix_(en) by Grochim                            Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title><image:caption>Fascinating!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-21T21:35:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2012/03/14/twenty-thousand-leagues-under-the-championship-and-i-cover-three-of-them/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/kdv_2011_bp_oil_shill_red_face-by-karen-apricot-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>KdV_2011_BP_Oil_Shill_Red_Face by Karen Apricot                           Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title><image:caption>My face is redder than this lovely lady's.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-14T15:17:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2012/03/07/a-column-in-which-i-try-to-write-about-literally-every-thing-that-has-happened-in-english-footballs-lower-leagues/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/peter_jackson01-by-stefan-servos-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Peter_Jackson01 by Stefan Servos                   Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-08T23:08:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2012/02/01/a-very-late-monday-recap/</loc><lastmod>2012-03-04T16:01:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2012/01/23/monday-recap-231/</loc><lastmod>2012-03-04T15:59:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2012/03/04/harrys-flaws/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/harry_redknapp_2011-by-james-boyes-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Harry_Redknapp_2011 by James Boyes                Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title><image:caption>Maybe SeagullMan could have saved QPR?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-05T09:32:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2012/02/29/the-lower-league-week-linked-to-while-still-topical/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/vanilla_ice_and_mc_hammer-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Vanilla_Ice_and_MC_Hammer                Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title><image:caption>My reference to Hartlepool's Town End 'rocking like Vanilla Ice' was timely when it was written, but not when it appeared.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-29T22:53:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football/2012/02/27/286/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/steveevans-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Steveevans           Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title><image:caption>Despite his crimes, this is the closest he gets to a prison these days</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://scifi.football/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/451px-kisspaulstanley2008-taken-from-wikimedia-commons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>451px-KISSPaulStanley2008            Taken from Wikimedia Commons</image:title><image:caption>Hard at work</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-29T23:02:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://scifi.football</loc><changefreq>daily</changefreq><priority>1.0</priority><lastmod>2019-07-28T13:22:53+00:00</lastmod></url></urlset>
